Riley Curry Was The Queen Of The Kids' Choice Sports Awards

Riley Curry and her father (who we think plays basketball or something) Stephen attended the Kids' Choice Sports Awards last night. And, as per usual, Miss Riley proved she is the undisputed Queen of Everything. (Yes, that's her official title. Deal with it, plebeians.)

Stephen took home three awards, but it was really Riley—of course—who stole the evening. It took her a while to warm up to the concept of awards shows—as Us Weekly pointed out—but she was a total pro by the end of the night. She'll absolutely be president by the time she's 22. (The government will break its age rules for her.)

Thankfully, we have the receipts from Riley's big night out, and they perfectly capture her emotional state as the show went on. Prepare yourselves, people, because this is iconic AF.

Who the hell are all these people?

Ummm, hi?

Oh, they're cheering my name? Bow down and I might give you a full wave.

That's more like it.

Yes, yes, I know. It's very exciting I'm here.

STFU dad, I need to be prepared when they call my name.

OMG! This so—so unexpected! *Struts up stage.*

Thanks, dad. You're the best personal assistant a legend could ask for.

I'd like to thank—be quiet dad, this is my moment! I'd like to thank—hmm—no one. I'm perfect.

Alright—off the stage, bro. I'm hungry.

PURE. ROYALTY.