Here Are All The Things Music Videos Get Wrong About Pool Parties

Who has money to throw INTO the pool?

The sun is out, your bun is out, and the pool is ready to go.

It’s the middle of summer, and you’re about to throw the ultimate pool party. You’ve depleted your checking account on liquor and lathered up on sunscreen, but are you really floating around on a golden bed in the pool surrounded by bills waiting for your friends to arrive?

Probably not. But you would be if you were in a music video. Here’s what else music videos get wrong about pool parties.

  • You’re this eager to cook for everyone.

    But ordering pizza sounds great.

    “Party” featuring J. Cole by Beyonce

  • You look like this waiting for your friends to arrive.

    Nah. You already have sun burn and you’re broke from buying all that liquor.

    “Ayo” by Tyga & Chris Brown

  • You bring your “waterproof” camera into the pool and it’s somehow fine.

    Someone explain, please.

    “Beauty And A Beat” featuring Nicki Minaj by Justin Bieber

  • Shots seem like a good idea when everyone’s swimming.

    How is all that liquor almost gone?

    “Shots” featuring Lil Jon by LMFAO

  • You’re somehow not bloated from all the beer you just drank.

    Nope, not at all.

    “Stacy’s Mom” by Fountains of Wayne

  • Things don’t go left with the pool props.

    You know someone’s in the pool harassing someone else with their noodle.

    “Feeling Myself” featuring Beyonce by Nicki Minaj

  • Especially when these are involved.


    What good ever came out of being trapped inside of a ball?

    “Live While We’re Young” by One Direction

  • You’re this excited about the stranger skinny-dipping in your pool.

    Does he even go here?

    “I Get Around” by 2Pac

  • You’re this willing to ruin your new outfit by jumping into the pool with it on.

    You’d sooner join the dude who skinny-dipped.

    “22” by Taylor Swift

  • And when you emerge, you look like this.

    Total rockstar move.

    “In Too Deep” by Sum 41

1/2 Cartoon, 1/2 Beyhive.