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Ariana Grande’s Twitter Timeline Has Us Wondering Whether Or Not She Is OK

Just checking in, bb.
by 7/24/2015

The following letter was written by a Concerned Fan to Ariana Grande in response to her crescent moon and hearts-filled Twitter timeline, and this tweet, in which she’s crying uncontrollably. Here’s what CF had to say.

Dear Ariana,

Hey, bb. Are you holding up okay after getting your wisdom teeth removed? Did you take my advice of strapping two bags of frozen peas to your face to keep those tiny little baby cheeks from swelling?

Okay. Here goes.

I wanted to check in with you and see how you are. Like, in life. Been reading your tweets and, to be honest, I’m a little worried about you. I know that doughnut-licking debacle was hard on you, but you apologized. Twice. That was, like, weeks ago. The Internet is over it. We just want you to be happy. Are you happy?

See, here’s the thing. You said you were feeling like ass.

So you started stealing hugs. Was your tiny frame able to withstand the force of a billion embraces?

You got a little emo, and let’s face it, we’ve all been there, boo.

But here’s what really caused concern. You were crying uncontrollably. For no apparent reason. Literally my hand is on my heart right now as I’m writing this to you.

And then you tweeted out three tree emojis with pictures of one of your six (?) dogs, and I don’t get it. Was the puppy being shady by the couch??

This, too. Why the aggressive tone? I’m like ??? over here, bb.

Also wanted to send you a note on flipping photos and properly filtering them before posting to Insta. It’s hard out here for a fan to check on you when we have to tilt our heads left and right and squint, bb. Like this photo. Can barely see what it’s about. What did you “mean to,” bb?

forgot what i "meant to"

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Also also, I started a grassroots campaign to shut down all Krispy Kremes in the area. Will update you soon with the status.

Anyways, feel free to follow me back on Snapchat. And if you’re OK, please inform. Probably don’t say it enough, but, I <3 u, babes.

Love forever,

Concerned Fan

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