We should all aspire to be more like Nicole Richie. The pint-sized star of Candidly Nicole, which airs its Season Two premiere tonight at 11/10c on VH1, is an expert in serving up frosty, iron-clad truths. In a world full of crappy people spewing loads of crap, Nicole is a shining beacon of honesty and full-fledged badassery. A queen, to be frank.
Don’t believe us? Check out these gold-star moments that prove Lady Nicole is the realest betch in town. Homegirl has two children but openly admits to hating kids. She knows what’s up.
When she gave herself a much-deserved pat on the back.VH1
Baby steps, guys.
When she knew damn well sleep >>> everything else.
In fact, she’s probably in precious slumber rn.
And that people suck royally.AOL
Like, leave me the eff alone.
When she gave us A+ advice on how to be frugal.FOX
Burger King will understand.
The time she experienced bae struggles.VH1
And responded 100 percent logically.
Especially the anxiety that ensues over sending Brad a perfect text.AOL
It’s the difference between a Friday night with Netflix/Chipotle…or a Friday night orgasming.
When in doubt, Nicole is ready for things to get sexual.VH1
This will totes impress Brad.
She believes having a smile on your face is the key to success.VH1
Ray of GD sunshine.
But sometimes it helps to be a straight-up boss.AOL
Bowing down IRL.
Even if it means doing hard time.CBS
You gotta do what you gotta do, man.
She’s an unapologetic individualist…VH1
To the trolls, Nicole (and Carrie Bradshaw) say, “Go lay in your beige bed.”
…who wears her emotions on her sleeve.VH1
Thanks for your bravery, N.
Nic knows a thing or two about confidence.VH1
Fake it ’til you make it.
Let’s get the haters jealous.
Remember when she was all of us on Monday mornings?VH1
Or the time she asked the important questions.VH1
Who needs ’em, girl?
She’s also a marriage expert.VH1
This is sound thinking.
But, most important, Nicole knows family comes first.VH1
STFU and do your schoolwork, Harlow.
Never change, galactic supernova duchess.