Whether you worship Barack Obama, are counting down the days until his ass is out of office, or don’t even know what politics are, you can’t deny that this leader of the Free World can get it. Sure, hot prezzys like JFK and Bill Clinton (still too soon?) sparked our interest in political affairs, but Barack, who celebrates his 54th birdthay today, is the ultimate presidential bae. Here’s why.
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First of all, he told us what TF was up in his victory speech and we felt things we didn’t know we could.
Embedded from www.youtube.com.His assertiveness could talk us into just about anything. A-n-y-thing.
Then, his side dimple comes out to say hello when you least expect it.
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Or when he’s all, “Yeah I’m down for role-play.”
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How about exercising 24/7 DILF-ness?
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Wait. Did he just sing Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together,” the sexiest sex song of all time, and sing it damn well?
Embedded from www.youtube.com.Yeah, he did. And now you’re preg.
When his sleeves are rolled up like that.
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Reading “Mean Tweets” because his sexiness withstands all.
Embedded from www.youtube.com.I’m sorry, were you hating on me? Couldn’t hear you through my beaming sexual aura.
CCA man in charge says things like: “You’ve been taking a lot of shots at my job. I decided I’m going to take a shot at yours.” And then makes us start sweating ASAP.
When he did a little shaky shake on Ellen.
Embedded from www.youtube.com.Just like that.
tumblrWhen he plays hard to get with us.
reactiongifsBiting that lower lip like damn.
Or when he goes in on a hot dog.
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He shows off his pop culture knowledge.
tumblrWe have so much in common.
And when he smiles like…
MashableYeah, I’m hot as shit, bitches.