Wax Kim Kardashian And Kanye West Taking A Permanent Selfie Is Earth’s Creepiest Invention

SATAN'S WORK.

A list of things you really don’t need:

  • Another serving of broccoli.
  • One more hour with your tax attorney.
  • A drunk heart-to-heart with Brittany when you’re just trying to thot.
  • Any Adam Sandler movie.
  • Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, immortalized in wax, taking a selfie.
  • Think we just made up that last one? Nope, it’s real as hell. And absolutely terrifying. Check out this fuckery Madame Tussauds unveiled in London today:

    Let’s just break this down. Some random scrub at Madame Tussauds thought it was an A+ idea not to just make a Kimye wax figure, but have them in a GD selfie pose. This might be the most 2015 thing to ever happen. Like, ever.

    At least they’re cultured fake celebs. Wax Kimye did a little tour of the U.K. today, hitting up hotspots like Big Ben, Buckingham Palace, and Tower Bridge.

    We secretly hope Kim has a photo of her and bae’s wax figure framed and gleaming in her palace. (She definitely does.)