So, About the Guy Who Reportedly Cut off a Man’s Junk + Flushed it Down the Toilet for Sleeping With His Wife…

Yeah, that might've just happened.

Karma is most definitely a bitch. Japan Today reports that 24-year-old Japanese man Ikki Kotsugai attacked a 42-year-old lawyer and his penis, who was fooling around with his wife. Allegedly.

Kotsugai was arrested yesterday after he reportedly burst into the man’s office, cut off his penis with garden shears, and flushed it down the toilet. Don’t worry, a police spokesperson confirmed the “organ” in question was in fact the man’s junk.

What’s interesting is that his wife’s name isn’t even mentioned in the report, meanwhile, she’s over here like:


Brilliant play, my friend.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.