Note to Crank movie directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor: this should be Crank 3. Just two or three hours of this.
Through the power of the internet, the AV Club has uncovered Jason Statham’s fabulous secret past as a go-go dancer in a ’90s music video for British electronic band Shaman. The song is called “Comin’ On” which is fitting for a video featuring Statham in tiny leopard-print underwear. And socks and shoes, if that’s what you’re into.
“But, we need more!” you say breathlessly. WELL, OK. Because AV Club also discovered him half-naked and covered in paint in an Erasure video!
Never say the internet never did anything for you. It is a gift. A basically naked paint-covered gift in black socks and shoes.