Friday Face-Off Royal Edition: Britney Spears Vs. Madonna

Hear ye, hear ye… it’s a boy! Let’s welcome Kate and William’s little prince with America’s very own (pop) royalty and their baby-lovin’ videos. That’s right, both Britney and Madonna filmed these while preggers! Vote to tell us whether Britney Spears’s “Someday (I Will Understand)” or Madonna’s “Music” deserves the crowning title for best video filmed with a bun in the oven.

Team Queen B

Britney Spears “Someday (I Will Understand)” – Remember when Britney was just a pure n’ innocent Mississippi gal? Prepare for a flashback, ’cause she’s sweet as ice cream here: hold the sprinkles, add a baby bump. This video boasts a very round Britney and a spiritual convo with the man upstairs. I’m not sure how to process this, considering it’s a major leap from her usual latex jumpsuits and hip gyrations, but I’m trying to be open-minded. Momma Spears is always keeping it classy.

Team Material Girl

Madonna “Music” – Hold up. Was that a Sacha Baron Cohen cameo? If there’s anything better than Madonna donning fierce fur and a cowboy hat (and let’s be honest, few things are better) it’s a guest appearance from Borat. Madonna is one hot mamma in this video, but I must admit, she seems a little reckless. Drinking champagne and hitting up strip clubs while incubating a Madonna 2.0?! Get it together, M. Yes, I know she’s giving off the “illusion” of being baby-less, but you need to lead a good example for new mommy Kate Middleton!