Last Lap: Simon Cowell Is About To Be Off The Market

Justin Bieber’s bodyguards prove their dedication, a Hanson fan grossly insults the band, and Justin Timberlake seems to have lots of metaphors for sex.

  • With a baby on the way, music mogul Simon Cowell says he doesn’t expect girlfriend Lauren Silverman to raise the child by herself. Uh, is he about to take a walk down the aisle? [E!]
  • So, Justin Bieber’s too good to take a trek along the Great Wall Of China? Fortunately for him, he’s got bodyguards that will carry him. [TMZ]
  • A disgruntled fan spit on Zac Hanson after being tossed from a tour bus. The band of brothers had played a show in Seattle, and a bystander caught the incident on video. [People]

  • Justin Timberlake has no shortage of ways to describe doing the ’do. Find out how JT is able to creatively illustrate sex on the second part of his 20/20 Experience album. [MTV News]

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