Back in the olden days, the only time that the soft, pink, muscular hydrostat that sits on the floor of your mouth used to peek out from its natural hiding spot was when a depressor emerged at the doctor’s office. Nowadays, though, tongues have emerged from the damp, dark recesses of our mouths and into the light, insisting that attention be paid, damn it! The tongue at the forefront of this renaissance belongs to Miley Cyrus, naturally, but can you guess these other famous (and infamous) tongues in music history?
Palms Tongues rise to the universe!
Yep, that was Rihanna’s tongue. How ’bout this one?
This tongue doesn’t like the drugs, but the drugs like it.
Come on down, Marilyn Manson!
Just like a prayer, this tongue will take you there!
Why hello, Madonna’s very friendly tongue!
As for this tongue, it’s fallen asleep with a thick coating of Jack Daniels residue on it more times than it can recount.
You know, Ke$ha, 9 out of 10 dentists don’t recommend brushing your teeth (or your tongue!) with Jack Daniels. That’s a first class ticket to poor oral hygiene!
If you don’t guess this one, you clearly don’t get out enough.
The only tongue more famous than Miley’s is Gene Simmons’, natch.
Kiss me baby, one more time!
Yes, that’s Britney Spears.
This tongue is just happy to be alive at this point.
This tongue gets a LOT of work, particularly at awards shows.
Ladies Love Cool James … and his tongue! Invest in some lip balm, holmes.
The owner of this fleshy tongue has crowned herself Miss World.
So glad you could make it, Courtney Love!
Last one! Can you guess this tongue that’s in need of a good scraping?
She’s just being Miley.