Kids’ songs are not the same anymore, and it’s kind of creepy…
Remember the songs you sang when you were young? Whatever happened to “Bingo”, “Old McDonald”, and “If You’re Happy And You Know It”? Gone are the days when your little one would sing about cows and wheels on a bus. Now, thanks to the Kidz Bop franchise, children are singing about things that are TOTALLY inappropriate. From stalking to sex, the list of OMG-are-these-kids-really-singing-this is out of this world. Fun Fact: Kidz Bop has produced 44 albums in the last decade! After a lot of “research” listening to jaw-dropping renditions of some of our favorite songs, here are 20 of the most inappropriate. You will never listen to these songs the same way again.
20. Jennifer Lopez – “I’m Real”
First off, the guy trying to sound like Ja Rule is just creepy. But the big issue about this being turned into a children’s version is that the song is about a girl craving to have sex.
19. Britney Spears – “Toxic”
Kids singing about being addicted to a guy that’s a bad boy. What is wrong with that sentence?
18. Lady Gaga – “Paparazzi”
The freakin’ song is about being a stalker.
17. Beyonce – “If I Were A Boy”
Should little girls really be singing about boys cheating on them already? At this age they don’t even like boys, so why build on the man-hating so early.
16. Britney Spears – “Oops!… I Did It Again”
Yes, let’s teach little girls to be big teases!
15. P. Diddy featuring Usher and Loon – “I Need a Girl (Part One)”
“I need a girl to ride, ride, ride” THEY ARE NOT TAKING ABOUT A FREAKIN’ BIKE, PEOPLE!
14. Kanye West – “Heartless”
This is the worst song for kids to sing. Having kids sing about a relationship that ended because both people in it cheated on the other? How about no?
13. Adele – “Someone Like You”
Nothing says heartbreak then a bunch of kids singing about it. Yes, the guy/girl I’m crushing on this week likes someone else.
12. Flo Rida – “Club Can’t Handle Me”
The only club these kids know about is the Boys and Girls Club of America, and I’m pretty sure they can handle them.
11. Christina Aguilera – “Come On Over”
All we can say is that this is a song about a BOOTY CALL!
10. Hinder – “Lips of an Angel”
This song is about a man not being able to speak on the phone with his side chick because his girlfriend is in the room with him. Really! You have kids singing this song?
9. Katy Perry – “Hot N Cold”
This song is about being in a relationship with someone with major mood swings. Why are kids talking about being in a relationship?
8. P!nk – “So What”
We love P!nk, but kids really shouldn’t be singing this song. They mention getting into a fight with their “boyfriend” and then threaten to kill him. That’s all we need is kids threatening each other.
7. Ke$ha – “Tik Tok”
Who’s leaving for the night and not coming back? Your parents drive you everywhere and the last time they checked, your bedtime is 8 p.m.
6. Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”
Miley swinging on a wrecking ball, NAKED! No one that hasn’t gone through puberty should be singing songs off of Bangerz.
5. Beyonce – “Single Ladies”
Hold your horses, Missy! You are way too young to be talking about getting married. How about you graduate from elementary school first?
4. Carly Rae Jepsen – “Call Me Maybe”
Kids are supposed to run away from strangers, but in this song they’re getting a strangers number and calling them. What the…
3. Shop Boyz – “Party Like A Rockstar”
We all know how “rockstars” party…Should kids really be singing about it?
2. LMFAO – “Party Rock Anthem”
The song is about getting drunk and high. Enough said.
1. Rihanna – “Disturbia”
We love Rihanna, but -once again- no one that hasn’t gone through puberty should be singing her songs.
Nicki Minaj – “Starships”
Yes let’s teach kids that being responsible and paying your bills is not important.