We See What You Did There: The 15 Least Subtle Sex Metaphors In Pop Music

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Whether inanimate objects,  national landmarks, or pretty much any food item in general, artists sure do love using their witty ways to talk about sex. See, they try to hide the meanings of these songs - but we just couldn’t help but cracking their code! Plus, most are blatantly obvious (hint: any long and hard object is most likely referring to a guy’s…..get it? Good.)

These jams range from a throwback ‘80s hit by Bryan Adams to those by today’s pop queens like Katy Perry, Rihanna and of course, Yoncé. Throughout the years, these artists all have one thing in common. They just couldn’t contain their, well, friskiness, and used these songs to take on the finest artistic expression known to man: talking about doin’ the nasty. Uncover those virgin eyes and see if you can guess what these songs are about, as we pop your sex metaphor cherries and take a journey through the years of these awesomely dirty tunes.

Let’s talk about sex, baby!