Lady Gaga’s Fabulous Dog Asia Is Even More Glam Than She Is

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While most of us are content buying squeaky bone toys for our puppy, Lady Gaga makes us all feel like like unworthy dog owners by giving her adorable French bulldog Asia the royal treatment! Mother Monster loves to splurge her little “Batpig” with all the puppy love and tennis balls in the world—and maybe some diamonds, spa dates, Versace outfits, and exotic vacations thrown in for good measure. How do YOU reward your dog for not chewing up the furniture, huh?

The four-footed one has a busier schedule than most of us, acting as VIP guest at Gaga’s ARTPOP Ball, her cuddle buddy on chilly nights, and go-to-girl while she’s getting her nails done. Safe to say that Asia has a pretty fab life. Can you adopt us too, Mother Monster? In the words of Iggy and the Stooges, we wanna be your dog! Or at least hire us as a dog sitter…

Head up to the gallery above for proof that Asia is way more glam than anyone in the world—even Lady Gaga herself!