Why Did Keith Richards Have To Be Such A Crotchety Old Hag To Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber can’t catch a break. Not only is he being pegged for having a small penis, Bieber was recently called a “wannabe” by rock legend Keith Richards. What did Bieber do to Richards to merit this mild, but cutting verbal attack from Richards? Absolutely nothing.

Over the New Year’s holiday, Bieber caught some R&R in Turks and Caicos. Well, he tried to anyway. While at a bar on the beach, Bieber actually met Richards and exchanged a few words with him, which might have gone swimmingly had Bieber realized it was Keith Richards he was talking to.

“Who the fuck are you?” Richards asked Bieber, according to one of US Magazine’s sources.

“I don’t know, who the fuck are you?” Bieber answered. Richards responded positively to this nervy answer from Bieber by inviting the 20-year-old over for a drink. Richards then proceeded to call him a “wannabe” as Bieber tried to make nice and exchange numbers.

As bizarre and vague as this encounter sounds, we can’t help but wonder if it’s evidence that Keith Richards has now entered crotchety old man status. Is he attempting to be like a grandfather to Bieber or is Richards just tired of seeing Bieber make horrible headlines such as this one?

Maybe the real problem here is that Richards is miffed Bieber didn’t know who he was in the first place.

Two years ago, The Rolling Stones re-released their classic album Exile on Main Street. Watch Keith Richards and Mick Jagger talk about the re-release of their forty-year-old epic.

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