Keeping your sex life private used to be a thing. Now that it’s 2015, we don’t shy away from the once taboo topic, we add to the discussion on Twitter. The hashtag #DescribeYourSexLifeWithABand has taken on a life of its own so we’ve compiled a short list of the 10 best tweets with our own saucy commentary that fits under 140 characters.
#DescribeYourSexLifeWithABand U2. I’m available for free yet no one wants me.
— Sante Moonie (@MoonieShip2Mars) January 21, 2015
#DescribeYourSexLifeWithABand 5 Seconds Of Summer
— Wedgeman Simon (@miniminter7) January 21, 2015
He’s not gettin’ any.
#DescribeYourSexLifeWithABand Iron Maiden (Yeah, I said it.)
— Katrina Corinne (@NobleDragonfly) January 21, 2015
#DescribeYourSexLifeWithABand Infected Mushroom.
— Chakib Tsouli (@tsoulichakib) January 21, 2015
We see what you did there.
We respect the honesty.