10 Lines From Drake’s New Album That Can Be Used In Everyday Life

New music from Drake automatically means Internet holiday, you can expect your timeline on any social network to become littered with poorly executed captions, and cluttered hashtags. This is because the ’6 God’ has the ability of conveying everyday thoughts and emotions into song form, leaving his fans with an arsenal of spiteful one-liners and petty metaphors to chose from.

We sat down with his latest album, If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late and plucked 10 lines that could be applied to different everyday scenarios. Scroll thru, enjoy and leave us your everyday Drake line in the comment section.

Incident:  When the booty call tries to cuddle after the deed’s been done

“Bout to call your ass a Uber, I got somewhere to be”- Energy

Incident: When you discover your high school crush’s Instagram page

“You was poppin back when Usher wore a U-chain, God damn, you changed “- 6 God

Incident: When that recipe you got online doesn’t work out in real life

“I order that Alfredo pasta then eat in the kitchen like I’m in the mafia” – No Tellin

Incident: When it’s 3 a.m. and the struggle to get a cab home becomes realer than expected

“I need a FuelBand just to see how long the run has been” – 10 Bands

Incident: When you go out to eat and the service is trash

“I’d rather give that 15% to people I f*** with” – 6pm In New York

Incident: When family members constantly ask “when are you getting married?”

“Still findin’ myself, let alone a soulmate, I’m just sayin'” – Jungle

Incident: When you see your ex is “In A Relationship” on Facebook

“F*** what they talkin’ about on your timeline” – Jungle

Incident: When your mom is right AKA all the time

“Tell her that I love her and I hate her in the same sentence” – Used To (Lil Wayne)

Incident: When you’re a Knick fan

“Yeah, I gave these boys a shot and they f*****’ failed” – No Tellin

Incident: When you get a call from your student loan provider after falling behind on payments

“I mean we hear about the money you be gettin’ but we just never see a visual” – No Tellin