“Madonna” talks The Oscars, 'Birdman,' & Bradley Cooper

By VH1

February 24, 2015 / 2:00 PM

By Madonna

The hills are alive...

They're alive, alright....with the sound of annoyance. -le sighs- Anyway, this year I found the Oscars very...very...what's the word in peasant terms; ah yes, boring. I was not amused. Off with their heads. Each and every one of them. Haha. I'm joking, but I'm not not. -scoffs-

I have a question: how many of you pre-ordered my album, Rebel Heart? I'm waiting for an answer. Tick-tock-tick-tock-tick-tock. I remember saying that on one of my songs....my brain is frozen.

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Okaaaayyyy. Leave me alone now. Why aren't any of you leaving me alone?

-M

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