9 Befuddling Quotes From Kanye’s BBC Radio 1 Interview That Should Be In Fortune Cookies

Zane Lowe first interviewed Kanye West for BBC Radio 1 in 2013. The duo reunited this afternoon for round two, and what resulted was a bevy of Yeezy quotes that sound like things you’d pull out of fortune cookies.

Check out some of the most quotable moments from Kanye’s BBC Radio 1 interview this afternoon.

“You win or you learn.”

You know someone’s gonna get this tattooed on his arm, like, today.

“Your egg, my semen, we change the world.” – On courting Kim Kardashian

Children are the future, I suppose.

“Exclusivity is the new n-word. The idea of exclusivity is another colored people fountain.”


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“Art is to be free. Design is to fix.”

Preach, Yeezus, preach.

“Fusion is the future.”

Kanye should be a car salesman because this quote would be gold for the industry.

“We can deliver the moments that will flash in front of people’s eyes before they die.”

If Kanye’s face flashed before my eyes before I died, I’d give up the good fight right then and there.

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“The Grammys are an ex-girlfriend. As soon as you get in the car with them, you want to go right back home.”

Did Ye have to take 30 showers before going to the Grammys, too?

“I’m practicing really hard. I try as many times a day as I can.” – On trying for more children

Mama always said, “Practice makes perfect.”

“Meeting Paul McCartney is like meeting Ralph Lauren. He’s the greatest of all time.” – On recording “FourFiveSeconds”

It’s possible that Yeezus thinks all old white men are the same.

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1/2 Cartoon, 1/2 Beyhive.