Get Your Spring On With These Songs About Threesomes
Something about springtime makes people just want to bang take an "adult nap." People typically engage in this sort of activity in pairs, but sometimes, the warmer weather makes people just say, "What the hell? Let's invite a friend!"
If you thought you were the only one, think again. Many artists before you have engaged in threesomes. Or tried to. Or thought about it. Or, at least, wrote about it in a song. Here are 20 songs about doing the deed with a third.
"3" by Britney Spears
Lyrical pick: Living in sin is the new thing, yeah.
"Paranoid" by Rico Love
Lyrical pick: I see two of my bitches in the club / But they don't know about each other / Wouldn't I be a pimp if I set them up / To have a threesome with your boy
"Two For The Price Of One" by ABBA
Lyrical pick: He said, "I read your ad, it sounded rather thrilling / I think a meeting could be mutually fulfilling / Why don't we meet for a chat / The three of us in my flat"
"Menage A Trois" by Trick Daddy
Lyrical pick: Divided we fall and united we stand / Ain't nobody leavin' / Everybody freakin'
"Story Time" by Ne-Yo
Lyrical pick: I said, "Why you frontin'? Just embrace who you really are and you just might enjoy a threesome."
"1, 2, 3 (You, Her, And Me)" by Rick James
Lyrical pick: My love for you is so strong / My love for her is unwrong
"I U She" by PEACHES
Lyrical pick: I don't have to make the choice, I like girls and I like boys (x8)
"Menage A Trois" by Baby Bash featuring Mr. Shadow, Don Cisco & Frankie J
Lyrical pick: You can bring yo girlfriend, too / We can have a rendez-vous / Menage a trois
"Love With The 3 Of Us" by Stereo Total
Lyrical pick: I know it's hippie shit, but I say it loud / With the three of us, I love it
"Threesome" by Medina
Lyrical pick: Maybe we could drink some, then we could have a threesome
"No I In Threesome" by Interpol
Lyrical pick: Babe, it's time we give something new a try / Oh, alone we may fight / So, just let us be three
"Triad" by Crosby, Stills & Nash
Lyrical pick: I don't really see / Why can't we go on as three
"Halfway To A Threeway" by Jim O'Rourke
Lyrical pick: I hope that you girls don't fight / And I hope that you won't run away / 'Cause I'm halfway to a threeway
"My Girl Got A Girlfriend" by T-Pain
Lyrical pick: Havin' two chicks is better than no chicks / I'd rather just join in, keep my girl and keep the other one
"My Girlfriend's Girlfriend" by Type O Negative
Lyrical pick: We must be quite a sight / In our meat triangle / All tangled / Wow.
"Warrant" by Love In Stereo
Lyrical pick: I never had two women before / But I'm an open minded person / So baby, lock that door
"Girls, Girls, Girls" by Motley Crue
Lyrical pick: Forget the names, remember romance / I got the photos, a menage a trois
"Bounce" by Timbaland featuring Dr. Dre, Missy Elliott, Justin Timberlake
Lyrical pick: Bounce like yo' ass had the hiccups
"Mona Lisa" by Big Sean
Lyrical pick: I believe in God and rubbers / Even if we sex you are not my lover
"Teamwork" by Ludacris
Lyrical pick: Somebody kill the lights / we doin' freaky shit tonight
"Simultaneous" by Chef
Lyrical Pick: Baby you know, you the one for me / And all that I want to be is / You and me... and her, simultaneous
"3-Way (The Golden Rule)" by The Lonely Island featuring Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga
Lyrical pick: It's not gay when it's in a three-way
This article was written by Alexa Tietjen (@hernameislex) with contributions from Briana Flynn (@brianajflynn).
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