Say Your Prayers: The 20 Most Hilariously Blasphemous Band Names Ever

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jesus_lizard

adolf_satan

jesuseater

impaled_nazarene_2

severed_savior

sacreligious_impalement

gay_witch_abortion

heaven_shall_burn

god_dethroned

pisschrst

priest_in_shit

Eyehategod_1

creaming_jesus

anal_blasphemy

godkiller

nunslaughter

rotting-christ

satans_almighty_penis

cumchrist

the_crucifucks

-By Frank Donovan 

Easter is upon us— a time of year when those of the Christian faith celebrate the ressurection of Jesus by exchanging chocolate eggs left by an oversized bunny. Yeah, we don't get it either. But if you think that's out there, get a load of these hilariously un-PC, un-church friendly, unholy band names. From Jesuseater to Anal Blasphemy, it's safe to say that all of these blasphemous names are pretty NSFW...

Laugh away, we'll save you a spot in Hell.

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