Celebrities Say the Dumbest Things

Oh, honeys.

Celebrities. They’re richer than us, better looking than us and have better cars, clothes, and possessions than most of us will ever have. But that doesn’t make them smart. Some of them…oh buddy, some of them are super dumb or have said some super dumb stuff. So let’s relive those things and feel superior! We may not have their millions, but at least we have some sense.

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“I’m not going for the Sixteenth Chapel look.” – Justin Bieber

“There’s much more to life than all of these possessions and everything. And if you want those things, you’re going to have to work yourself, just like I did.” – Paris Hilton

“I’m pretty feminine. I think so… What does that mean, you’re a lesbian or something?” – Farrah Abraham after being asked if she’s a feminist. She has a child, guys.

“My two biggest hits are ‘Your Body Is a Wonderland’ and ‘Daughters.’ If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.” [PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?] “Someone asked me the other day, ‘What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?’ And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a n*gger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, ‘I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’” – John Mayer, and trust me, it was really hard to narrow him down to just one.

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“The reason why I don’t like to say that I am a feminist or I am not a feminist is because to me it’s still a label. I do not want to be defined by one thing. Why do we have to have that label to divide us? We should all be able to embrace one another regardless of our belief system and regardless of the labels that we have put upon ourselves. I mean, if we spent as much energy focusing on the genocide that’s going on right now in parts of Africa as we spent on that one article, think about what we could accomplish.” – Shailene Woodley who does not seem to realize that there are women in Africa, too and they’re not having the best time.

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“Here is the thing: you have to understand, with psychiatry, there is no science behind it. And to pretend that there is a science behind it is criminal.” – Tom Cruise. Scientist.

“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?” – Brooke Hogan

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“If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.” – Jaden Smith. JK. Literally everything he says is genius gold and I hope he never stops.