If Being with Ryan Gosling Meant Giving Up Sweatpants, I’d Choose Sweatpants

It's the truth.

In a recent Extra interview, Eva Mendes shared her secret to a lasting relationship. “You can’t do sweatpants… ladies,” she said. “Number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no!” Normally, I would be willing to learn any (and I mean any) tip to keep a man like Ryan Gosling happy, but sweatpants are just something I would never sacrifice. Not even for The Notebook dreamboat himself.

Wearing sweatpants is like lying luxuriously on a goddamn cloud invented by the retail gods. You can wear them for a variety activities – most importantly, eating – and they never, ever let you down.

I happen to know that guys dig them. And by guys, I mean Drake, who likes his chicks with “sweatpants, hair tied, chillin’ with no makeup on.” Now that’s what I’m talking about.

Ryan, I love you. But my love for sweatpants is just too deep to break considered we’ve spent a lifetime together.

Eva, I hate to say this but right now but I’m totally


UPDATE: 3/20/15
Hey, girl. Ryan Gosling actually doesn’t care if you wear sweatpants. He even has a pair, too!

And Eva swears she was just kidding about the whole thing. * Cue the side eye *

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.