Some Brilliant Souls Out There Offered Kylie Jenner Deals for a Sex Tape, Like She Would Actually Take Them

I really can't even rn.

Kylie Jenner has been a legal adult for exactly one week, and naturally, she’s reportedly already received multiple offers to be featured in a porn. Like. WTF is wrong with people? We know the famous fam will dip their toes in any business venture because they basically run the world at this point, but do people think at this stage in the game and after everything Kim still deals with, Kylie would actually entertain the idea of saying yes?

Here are the offers TMZ reports the fresh 18-year-old has received so far:

  • $10 million from Vivid Entertainment for a video of her and Tyga. Vivid’s genius Steve Hirsch wrote: “Kim’s sex tape helped launch her career and would be nothing but positive for you.”
  • $1.8 million from BangYouLater, which attempted to court Kylie with: “This event will make you even more famous than either Kim K or Paris Hilton.” Oh, and her scene with Tyga “[m]ust be at least 22 minutes in length.”
  • And a chance to be Digital Playground’s Brand Ambassador and star because, as they so charmingly say: “We know you’ll be great at this and with your banging body to match, maybe you’ll be interested in becoming an adult star yourself! Join and be welcomed into a new, hornier family.”
  • I can’t stop vigorously SMH, while the Kardashian-Jenner family is probably out there like:

    Perez Hilton

    I’m over everybody rn.

    Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.