Zac Efron Drenched in Egg Yolk Will Make Your Own Eggs Tingle

Tuesday, I knew I liked you.

Well, that's a lie. I don't normally like Tuesdays. But I do like waking up to a video of Zac Efron laying down thirst traps by smashing eggs on his head. Seriously, this is a present none of us knew we needed...but now can't picture life without.

It all went down last night: Zac stopped by The Tonight Show and chatted with Jimmy Fallon about his new film We Are Your Friends, which hits theaters Aug. 28. In true Jimmy fashion, he asked Zac to play a little game called "Egg Russian Roulette." The premise was simple: a 12-egg carton contained four raw eggs and eight hardboiled ones. Both took turns smashing an egg over their heads, and the first to break two raw ones in a row lost. Sounds messy, right?

Yep. But it was also strangely hot. There's something carnal and arousing about Zac smashing a raw egg onto his perfect, orgasmic head. We're free to lick up the yolk if you want, bb.

Zac won the game, further proving he is Jesus' greatest invention. Bless him.

R.I.P. me.