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Kerry Washington Just Came Back and Slayed Your Life Into Pieces

Someone help me, pls.

Flawless Kerry Washington is never not in my thoughts. But forgive me if I let out of sight, out of mind get the best of me these last few months since Scandal left me high and dry like the co-dependent, Shonda Thursday-loving thot that I am. But when I least expected it, the post-pregnancy, TGIT Goddess came back into the light, and instantly slayed me, right here at my cubicle.

The new mom, who gave birth to baby girl Isabella just 18 MONTHS AGO, is gracing the cover of SELF looking like this:

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Not only that, she tells the magazine she really isn’t obsessing over getting her “pre-baby body” back and is boycotting that garbage celebrity mindset altogether.

I’ve been really focused on not being “back” from anything, but being the best version of myself right now. My body is the site of a miracle now. I don’t want to be pre-miracle.

So, let me get this straight. She’s celebrating her natural, “miracle” body and looks that amazing while giving so little fucks about meeting Hollywood standards?

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I’m done.

Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.
@taylorferber