Ashley Madison

Twitter Users Are Enjoying the Ashley Madison Hack a Little Too Much

Should I feel disturbed rn? I don't even know.

For 32 million+ people, today is a complete and utter shit show. The hacking group Impact Team followed through with a threat it made last month to blow the lid off of the adult affair dating site Ashley Madison for “profit[ing] on the pain of others.” The site’s records have been fully disclosed, leaving member account information including names, financial data, fetish preferences, and all, out in the public. Naturally, Twitter users are offering their two cents because what else does anybody have to do besides creep me out on a Wednesday?

You have your group of Bill Gates prodigies, who want to cash in and flourish rn.

Those shameless users, out there without a full-time job, enjoying this like:

And those who want to shed their enlightening wisdom upon us all.

Thank you for making the world a better place, Twitter.

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