Taylor Swift should learn to never pick fights with comedians because…she’ll never win, y’know? Just days after essentially telling Amy Poehler and Tina Fey that they have a special spot in hell for making a gentle gibe at her during the Golden Globes, Chelsea Handler is now jumping headlong into the frey. And she’s definitely not so gentle.
The late night queen lashed out at T-Swift, and then took things personal. “My theory about Taylor Swift is that she’s a virgin, that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she’s like, ’I’m not gonna do it,’ she said during an appearance on Andy Cohen’s Watch What Happens Live last night. “And [guys] are like, ’Oh, well, forget it. Then I don’t want to date you. Every guy thinks they’re going to de-virginise her, and they’re not. She’s never going to get de-virginised, ever, ever, ever, ever.”
But Chelsea reeled it in before she got too passionate over the matter. “They were clearly making a joke just about her demeanor,” she said of Tina and Amy. “Which is embarrassing. I mean, she’s just dated so many men. I’m not on anyone’s side because I just don’t care enough.” We’re definitely waiting with bated breath for Taylor’s response: Either in song or interview form.
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