Last Lap: Reese Witherspoon Pleads No Contest To Charges

Also in today’s Last Lap: Katy Perry’s dad thinks she’s a “devil child,” celebrities let the world know their porn names, and stars from The Great Gatsby tell us their first impressions of the book.

  • Actress Reese Witherspoon and her husband, Jim Toth, have entered pleas to charges following an April traffic stop. Witherspoon pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct charges, while Toth pleaded guilty to DUI charges. Rough stuff. [TMZ]
  • Pop princess Katy Perry is Satan’s spawn, according to man who actually spawned her. Preacher Keith Perry has been touring churches, giving fiery (pun intended) sermons about his daughter, who’s apparently in need of healing. Perry and his wife, Mary, are asking for hefty donations because their daughter really, really needs saving. [The Sun (UK)]
  • You haven’t lived unless you’ve played the porn name game. You take the name of your first pet and the name of the first street you lived on, and you’ve suddenly descended into the depths of depravity. Not to be outdone on the depravity front, some Hollywood A-listers joined in on the fun. [Next Movie]
  • What did stars of The Great Gatsby think of the book the first time they read it? Hint: Those that read the classic in school weren’t initially taken with it. [MTV]