First Dibs: Have The Years Been Kind To Keanu Reeves?

By Meghan O'Keefe

May 21, 2013 / 8:45 AM

Who stole the show at last night's Hangover 3 premiere? Is the Jersey Shore moving to the Hamptons? Plus, a complete guide to what the gang from Arrested Development has been up to since their last season in 2006.

Whoa. Keanu Reeves is not the toned hottie he used to be. The 48-year-old actor was seen looking bloated and disheveled at the Cannes Film Festival. Maybe he and Morpheus should do some more kung fu sparring sometime soon. [Radar Online]

Sure, The Hangover series is all about bromine, but at last night's premiere, actress Heather Graham stole the show. The starlet plays a stripper named Jade in the series and arrived in a gorgeous jade green gown. [Daily Mail]

The Jersey Shore's Pauly D got a Great Gatsby themed makeover and posted it online. Could we be looking at a Jersey Shore sequel show about modern life in West Egg? [US Magazine]

Arrested Development finally returns--after 7 years of cancelation--with a new season on Netflix this Sunday. Hit up MTV.com to find out what Michael, Lucille and Tobias Funke have been up to all these years. [MTV News]

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]