Jessie From Saved By The Bell Is Eye Banging Her DWTS Partner Somethin’ Fierce

Elizabeth Berkley is best known for her role as Jessie Spano on the generation-defining program Saved By The Bell, but there’s no sense denying that the ghost of Showgirls still trails her everywhere she goes. Yes, even to Dancing With The Stars, where she’s currently locked in mortal combat with the likes of Snooki, Jack Osbourne, and a bunch of people we’ve never heard of.

As the cast of Best Week Ever will tell you in the clip above, Elizabeth’s dance partner this season is a gentleman named Valentin Chmerkovskiy, a handsome fellow who looks a bit like someone that Mumford & Sons would have booted out of their band before they got famous so as not to distract from Marcus Mumford’s sex appeal. Lizzie (if we may call her that) recognizes that in order to extract the maximum amount of effort out of Val, she’s gonna have to rely on her sex appeal. And, well, this week, she not only stripped Chmery down with her eyes, but proceeded to eye bang him somethin’ fierce. Unfortunately for her, it seems that he is already QUITE familiar for her unquenchable desire for furious pool sex and isn’t interested in having any anytime soon.

Don’t forget to tune-in to watch a brand-new episode of Best Week Ever tonight at 10PM/9C!