Remember When Kim Kardashian Was on 'MTV Cribs'?

Once upon a time, a little show called MTV Cribs featured a guest named Kim Kardashian. Known as Paris Hilton's sidekick and a Hollywood socialite, she showed us things like her "tricked out" cars and Louis Vuitton collection, all in a velour zip-up. We miss you, 2000s.

It's hard to imagine a time before Kimye's matching outfits or North West was dominating the fashion scene in diapers. But when Kim shows you the Kardashian-Jenner family's prior home (a 5,000 sq ft, four bedroom, five bathroom house in Los Angeles), it'll all start coming back. Here is what made Kim's Cribs appearance so... Kim.

Her model/actress ID

Shout out to that red velour.

The kitchen

Where they chilled HARD.

Hey, Khloe.

Not having any of Kim's crap since the beginning of time.

"I'm a baker."

Kim loves anything with sprinkles, FYI.

This goddamn immaculate fridge

"This is how it is at all times," Kim said. "I'm psycho."

The part where she explains who her dad Robert was.

Think, Kim, think!!!

This throwback pic

Seriously, WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Bruiser's killer room

"If you don't have a gold medal, you're not doin' it," Kim explains.

Kourtney and Khloe being Kourtney and Khloe.

Kim, you just keep talking while we watch these two be awesome.

A chandellier with a crown on the top

"Because, you know, I'm a princess."

A massive pic of her four-year-old self.

"Everyone needs a shrine of themselves," she says. Little did we know this was only a preview of what was to come.

Annnnd the stripper pole

"We still like to have a little bit of fun in the bedroom," Kim says. We're assuming she's referring to ex-boyfriend Reggie Bush. And she only used this to workout, guys...

Then this happened

...

And this

Does it make her feel awkward that her four-year-old self is staring at her while she rides the pole?

Kim is all about her Louis Vuitton

"I am such a Louis Vuitton fan." She told us about the special green and pink edition purses, and she obviously had both.

And all about her clothes, obv.

"You can't really wear anything more than once." Noted!

Kim loves catching up on some light reading... about herself.

"There's nothing better to do on a Sunday than sit and read about yourself," she says. Yes, it's so relaxing.

Behold, Kim's "tricked out" cars

She was killing the license plate game before emojis even existed.

Here's her special automobile business venture

"My own rim line comes out in the summer."

And her's the two-story doll house godmother Kathy Lee Gifford sent.

Where she and her little sisters "[played] house."

If you want to watch all of the greatness in its entirety, today's your lucky day.