Kim Zolciak Reveals Twin Names, Makes Us Suspect A Kardashian-Style Dynasty

In case you were worried that North West marked the end of reality-show stars with klever names, we have hope for you yet! Real Housewives of Atlanta alumna Kim Zolciak just gave birth to her twins with Atlanta Falcons player Kroy Biermann early this morning, and their names are Kaia Rose and Kane Ren, the mother of six announced on Instagram this morning. And oh, man, wait until you see who they're named after:

In case you haven't been paying attention, the Don't Be Tardy... star's other two sons with Biermann are Kroy Jr. (2) and Kash (1). She has two daughters, Brielle (16) and Ariana (12), from her first marriage, which was clearly before she planned a Kardashian-style world domination.

No, seriously we're very happy for the 35-year-old mama and her growing family, and we're pretty sure that, even though she shocked the world during this pregnancy by once wearing the same maternity dress as Kim Kardashian (the nerve!), she isn't really copying Kris Jenner, as much as she's just soaked up her alliterative influence. But would we watch a reality show about Kim's adorable kids? Absolutely.

Just for old time's sake, we pulled up something else both Kims have in common: Their inclusion in this list of 15 hot ladies in body paint.

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[Photos: Instagram]