Big Ang’s Stripes, Perez Hilton’s Moose Knuckle + The Rest Of This Week’s Worst-Dressed

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With holiday party season about to kick into full gear, we’re rubbing our hands together in gleeful anticipation of tons of wardrobe missteps from our favorite celebs. So far, there haven’t been too many snowflake-and-tinsel disasters, but never fear, there were some goodies on the scene this week, courtesy of a Mob Wives star, a JoBro and whoever convinced Perez Hilton to wear leggings.

It was kind of a bad week for body parts. Big Ang attended the Mob Wives party in a fluffy ostrich-like jacket, which seemed incredibly appropriate, but when she removed it, we were all treated to a view of her assets that did not require the enhancement of those horizontal stripes. Meanwhile, Perez Hilton distracted us from his weird Miley Cyrus sweatshirt with a vivid display of his anatomy. Joe Jonas is hiding his face behind a pornstache. Kim Kardashian made her bust look all lop-sided with an oddly placed cleavage slash. And then Sienna Miller made us feel sorry for her neglected, unsupported boobs in a wrinkly, ill-fitting satin gown.

While we’re on the topic of fashion fails, our friends at The Gossip Table revealed their nominees for the worst-dressed stars of 2013 today. Take a look at their choices, and then vote for your picks for this week’s worst-dressed below!