We Found You! 10 Insane Celeb Hotel Aliases

  • Chanel: Front Row – Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture F/W 2013-2014

    PARIS, FRANCE – JULY 02: Kristen Stewart attends the Chanel show as part of Paris Fashion Week Haute-Couture Fall/Winter 2013-2014 at Grand Palais on July 2, 2013 in Paris, France. (Photo by Michel Dufour/WireImage)

  • Usher Lights The Empire State Building In Celebration Of Independence Day

    NEW YORK, NY – JULY 03: Usher Raymond lights The Empire State Building in celebration of Independence Day on July 3, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/WireImage)

  • 3rd Annual Women In The World Summit

    NEW YORK, NY – MARCH 08: Actress Angelina Jolie attends the 3rd Annual Women in the World Summit at David H. Koch Theater, Lincoln Center on March 8, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by Jason Kempin/Getty Images)

  • Celebrities Visit “Late Show With David Letterman” – June 20, 2012

    NEW YORK, NY – JUNE 20: Justin Bieber leaves the ’Late Show with David Letterman’ at Ed Sullivan Theater on June 20, 2012 in New York City. (Photo by James Devaney/WireImage)

  • Kim Kardashian Celebrates Her Birthday At Tao Nightclub

    LAS VEGAS, NV – OCTOBER 25: Television personality Kim Kardashian arrives at the Tao Nightclub at The Venetian Las Vegas to celebrate her 33rd birthday on October 26, 2013 in Las Vegas, Nevada. (Photo by Steven Lawton/FilmMagic)

  • “The Great Gatsby” World Premiere – Inside Arrivals

    NEW YORK, NY – MAY 01: Jay-Z attends “The Great Gatsby” world premiere at Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center on May 1, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by D Dipasupil/FilmMagic)

  • Celebrity Sightings In New York City – December 16, 2013

    NEW YORK, NY – DECEMBER 16: Lindsay Lohan is seen in Soho on December 16, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by Alo Ceballos/FilmMagic)

  • The Lone Ranger – UK Premiere – Red Carpet Arrivals

    LONDON, ENGLAND – JULY 21: Johnny Depp attends the UK Premiere of ’The Lone Ranger’ at Odeon Leicester Square on July 21, 2013 in London, England. (Photo by Mike Marsland/WireImage)

  • 15th Annual Trevor Project Benefit – Arrivals

    HOLLYWOOD, CA – DECEMBER 08: Singer Fergie arrives at the TrevorLIVE Los Angeles Benefit celebrating the Trevor Project’s 15th anniversary at the Hollywood Palladium on December 8, 2013 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Amanda Edwards/WireImage)

  • BAFTA Los Angeles Britannia Awards – Arrivals

    BEVERLY HILLS, CA – NOVEMBER 09: Actor George Clooney attends the BAFTA Los Angeles Britannia Awards at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on November 9, 2013 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Axelle/Bauer-Griffin/FilmMagic)

When we check into hotels, the concierge yawns and slides us a key card that doesn’t work. No one cares. But when Kristen Stewart or Justin Bieber is staying at the Four Seasons, it’s only a matter of time before paparazzi rush the place (not to mention their zillions of rabid fans, all dying to know their favorite actor/singer/rapper’s room number and whether they prefer Pringles or Snickers from the snack bar). So, the more low-key, the better! Enter A-list aliases — or, the ridonkulous monikers that superstars use to check in at hotels and restaurants.

From “Mrs. Pilaf” to “Chandler Bing” (you’ll never guess who), we reveal some of the silliest secret superstar pseudonyms, ever. Shhh.

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