We all know Channing Tatum is a god even when he isn’t trying to be sexy. Don’t get us wrong, watching him when he actually is trying to be sexy is just as fun. Who are we kidding? It’s the biggest thrill of your life. Let’s see why.
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His Magic Mike dance to Ginuwine’s “Pony” isn’t human.
Embedded from www.youtube.com.Is it?
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His thrusts per second in the “It’s Raining Men” number.
giphyWhich breaks every history record of mankind.
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His moves in Step Up allow you to share an intimate moment.
Embedded from www.youtube.com.…with his eyes.
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Are you pregnant yet?
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When he played a sexy soccer player in She’s the Man.
DreamWorksCausing us to lose count of his abs.
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When he stripped IRL.
Embedded from www.youtube.com.Pretty sure you’re sweating right now.
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When he wore nothing but a towel in Coach Carter.
ParamountHe won this movie.
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Ripping his shirt off on SNL.
ImgurIn what was the best opening monologue of all time, ever.
And all of these glorious gifs for the road:
pedestrian.tv
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hollywoodcrush
fabfitfun
Last but not least…
crushable
You’re welcome.