We all know Channing Tatum is a god even when he isn’t trying to be sexy. Don’t get us wrong, watching him when he actually is trying to be sexy is just as fun. Who are we kidding? It’s the biggest thrill of your life. Let’s see why.
His Magic Mike dance to Ginuwine’s “Pony” isn’t human.
His thrusts per second in the “It’s Raining Men” number.giphy
Which breaks every history record of mankind.
His moves in Step Up allow you to share an intimate moment.
…with his eyes.
Are you pregnant yet?
When he played a sexy soccer player in She’s the Man.DreamWorks
Causing us to lose count of his abs.
When he stripped IRL.
Pretty sure you’re sweating right now.
When he wore nothing but a towel in Coach Carter.Paramount
He won this movie.
Ripping his shirt off on SNL.Imgur
In what was the best opening monologue of all time, ever.
And all of these glorious gifs for the road:
Last but not least…