Last Lap: What Will Jarvis Beg Grant Bowler To Do?

Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox call it quits, a reality star bashes Obama and why is Celebrity Wife Swap making Heidi Montag’s mom proud?

  • Looks like it’ll be a full moon in this elevator, when True Blood actor Grant Bowler puts Jarvis’s werewolf howl to the test. Can Jarvis live up to the challenge? Tune in to Jarvis in the Elevator tomorrow at noon on to find out!
  • After five years dating, actress Eliza Dushku (33) and retired NBA star Rick Fox (44) have split. She told The Boston Globe, “Rick’s an L.A. guy and I’m a Boston girl.” The split is one of many new beginnings for the actress as she has recently bought a New England condo and plans to go back to school. It looks like East Coast is the best coast according to Miss Dushku. [People]
  • There’s a reason Duck Dynasty’s Phil Robertson has a specialty of hunting and not motivational speaking. The 68-year-old reality star spoke at Rock the South music festival in Cullman, Alabama over the weekend, and in a Q&A session he sparked more controversy when asked to clear up his previous homophobic controversy. He got political and stated: “Vote this ungodly bunch out of Washington, D.C.” Such a way with words. [Perez Hilton]
  • Do you have Speidi withdrawals? If your answer is yes (or secretly yes) you’re in luck, because the hot mess express couple will be featured on tonight’s Celebrity Wife Swap on ABC. Heidi’s mom, Darlene, couldn’t be more proud, as she thinks her daughter is portrayed in a different, more genuine light that we didn’t see on The Hills. As long as her husband, Spencer Pratt, doesn’t go off the handle in his notorious fashion, I think we’ll be okay. [MTV News]
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