Channing Tatum Proves the Handshake Is Overrated By Introducing Us To The Dick Graze
Channing Tatum dances. He acts. He strips. And now, he’s rapping straight into our hearts.

 We know Magic Mike XXL recently began filming — yes, we’re counting down the days until the release — but it turns out that when Tatum isn’t working on his ridiculously sexy stripper moves, he’s brushing up on his music. Tired of shaking hands or fist bumping? Allow Tatum and his 22 Jump Street co-star Jillian Bell to teach you a new form of social etiquette called the dick graze. Confused? Don’t be. “The Dick Graze” is exactly how it sounds: “I get a feeling when I see my homie lean in, that’s because my hand’s about to teach his penis,” Tatum raps.

Does Tatum have a future in music? Are his skills on par with those of Chris Pratt? One thing is certain: We would happily graze those man parts any day.

In the video below, we can see Tatum and Jonah Hill are the ultimate comedic dream team with a blossoming bromance. So will Jonah make an appearance in a possible/inevitable “Dick Graze Pt. 2”?

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Pizza is bae. And yes, I still say bae.