Lindsay Lohan's Theater Debut Is a “Disaster,” Liam Neeson Joins 'Ted 2' + More of Today's First Dibs

By Taylor Ferber

September 25, 2014 / 9:00 AM

Lindsay Lohan's Speed-the-Plow is off to a rough start, Liam Neeson joins Morgan Freeman and Mark Wahlberg in Ted 2, Derek Jeter will officially say goodbye to Yankee Stadium tonight, and more in today's First Dibs.

Lindsay Lohan was apparently "a disaster, unprepared, nervous" trainwreck in her debut performance of Speed-the-Plow in London's West End. [TMZ]

Liam Neeson makes a furry friend by joining the Ted 2 cast. [MTV]

MLB veteran Derek Jeter will play his last game at Yankee Stadium tonight. Tickets on StubHub are going for as high as $15,225. [ESPN]

Khloe Kardashian posts a picture of herself proudly workin' on her fitness. Is this breakup revenge on French Montana? [Life & Style]

Rob Schneider has been dropped by State Farm because of his anti-vaccine views. [Washington Times]

Despite rumors, Mila Kunis isn't planning to give birth at home. [Gossip Cop]

Does Andy Samberg get personal tech help from Mark Zuckerberg? Watch the video below to find out.

The new InTouch cover story reads: "Nasty $250M Divorce" about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Is it complete BS? [THG]

Director Max Joseph says Zac Efron is the "furthest thing from a prima donna." [Just Jared]

ESPN has suspended Bill Simmons for three weeks over his criticism of NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. [Deadspin]

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