Celebrities Whose Dick Pics Are All Over the Internet

Shouldn't have hit send, fellas.

We can run, we can hide, but we will never be able to escape celebrity nude photos. Actually, would we even want to? Whether celebrities leak their own photos to show us what they really got goin’ on or claim to be the victims of computer hacking, none of us can deny that once these photos are out there, it’s hard to look away. But why are the headlines always so focused on the ladies?

While Jennifer Lawrence has been the focus of August’s celebrity photo hacking scandal, male celebrities also have experience when it comes to nude leaks. Thanks to cameras, the Internet, and oftentimes, their own stupidity, we have seen a lot more of male stars than they may have bargained for. Of course, while we can never truly say if photos are legit — unless these guys pull a Chris Brown or Kanye West, both of whom are proud of their below-the-belt business — they still make us wonder. We’ve seen what looks like Prince William releasing a golden shower, Jamie Foxx prepping for a “nude scene,” and Jude Law just trying to enjoy the freedom of being in his birthday suit at his own home.

Yung Berg, 2014

Love & Hip Hop Hollywood star Hazel-E posted a selfie Berg took holding his junk with the caption: “It’s funny how I wake up & this n*gga on my Dicc! #FunSize #LHHH @hitmaka #lilbutterfingers.” In no time, he hit her right back with a diss, saying: “She can do what she want with that old a** photoshopped pic from 06 that she posting! My d*ck done been in every hole in her body except her [nose] But in real life u really look like this and I only f*ck when I was high or drunk!! No lies.” Here is the NSFW photo.

Nick Hogan, 2014

Hulk Hogan’s son is the first male “victim” of the recent nude photo hackers, who leaked images including “several young women in various states of undress.” While the 24-year-old claims the photos are fake, hunting them down has been a challenge. If you’re on the mission to do so, good luck.

Calum Hood, 2014

The 5 Seconds of Summer bassist sent fans into a frenzy when he reportedly shared a video of himself and his peen on Snapchat. After rapidly going viral, he confirmed it was indeed his manhood on Twitter:

That’s embodying the spirit of YOLO if we’ve ever seen it. Here is the NSFW photo.

Benzino and Yung Joc, 2014

Karlie Redd wanted to prove she moved on to bigger and better things by turning her L&HH Atlanta beau and ex into battle of the penises. She tweeted a side-by-side photo revealing both men’s under-the-belt mics with the caption: “Can someone tell this man @iambenzino that I’ve upgraded to @jockive bigger is better! #Sitdownpencild**k #Imgoodoverhere I love you @joclive.” And the winner is?… Here is the NSFW photo to decide.

But still, the male dick pic just doesn’t occur as frequently as it should. Even Ben Affleck’s penis moment in Gone Girl wasn’t enough. Watch as the Big Morning Buzz Live crew discusses this in the video below. Who’s peen would you like to get a glimpse of? (Other than Jon Hamm’s and Idris Elba’s, obviously.)

Nikko London, 2014

L&HH Atlanta stars Mimi Faust and Nikko London took their naughty play time very public with their sex tape Mimi & Nikko: Scandal in Atlanta. Are you impressed by what Nikko’s packing? Check out the NSFW photos.

Dylan Sprouse, 2013

The Suite Life star’s penis pics leaked on the Internet, not once, but twice. Think he was trying to shatter that Disney image? If so, this is probably the quickest, more efficient way to do so. Here are the NSFW photos.

Scott Evans, 2013

If Scott was trying to make a name for himself, nude photos were definitely a decent attempt at stepping out of older brother Chris Evans’ shadow. Looks like the One Life to Live actor even upgraded from the iPhone selfie with an iPad. That’s commitment. Here are the NSFW photos.

Romeo Miller (aka Lil Romeo), 2013

Romeo ain’t so Lil anymore. At least if this photo is really him. It’s still uncertain if the full-frontal belongs to the rapper, but we’ll leave it up to you to decide for yourself. Here is the NSFW photo.

Diplo, 2013

After a crazy night out in Italy, Diplo wanted to show off his talents outside the DJ booth. He posted a picture of his manhood while mid-pee on Twitter and Instagram, with the caption: “Ok I have a small dic but I make up for it with girth and my great music… and my camaro [sic].” When in Rome, right? He later claimed the photo was fake. Here is the NSFW photo.

Method Man, 2013

If you’re curious as to whether or not these photos allegedly leaked by the same woman who exposed Love and Hip Hop star Rich Dollaz’s nudies are of the Wu Tang member, comparing the tattoos may help you decide. Here are the NSFW photos.

Josh Hutcherson, 2013

The Hunger Games star allegedly posted a picture of his battle weapon on a dating site under the name Connor (the name of his younger brother). No one really knows if Peeta put his pee-pee out there for the world to see, but a glimpse of his tattoo could tip us off. Here’s the NSFW photo.

Joe Budden, 2012

The Love & Hip Hop star was anything but pumped when alleged photos of his junk were leaked. He addressed the photo, as many stars do, with a long series of tweets. “#1. That picture is altered. #.2 I have no issue leaking my own dick, lol #3. 2 the men commenting, who raised u niggas?,” he continued, “& the day my dick is released to the public….it certainly wouldn’t be SOFT dick.. Lets use our brains here, lol I get that it’s the new wave to say u hate Joe Budden… but really ?? I’ve beat off in front of enough women to take this 2 trial. Lol.” And last but not least, “1 things for sure tho…. I’m getting famous again.” See the NSFW photo.

Chris Brown, 2011

The rapper was open about his dick pic being taken (“[f]resh out the shower one day [after he] decided to treat a lady friend to a sneak peek of his goodies”). Don’t believe us? Watch this interview and you’ll see that he was not at all embarrassed by the photo being “leaked.” In fact, he was confident and proud of his… body. Here’s the NSFW photo.

Kanye West, 2010

When Yeezy was asked about his leaked dick pics on the radio, he laughed and said: “Man, have you heard the first line of ‘Runaway’?” The lyrics he’s referring to are: “She find pictures in my email/I sent this girl a picture of my dick.” Needless to say, he wasn’t at all embarrassed, and if he was, it was only because he thought that the photos didn’t do him justice: “You cannot imagine how disappointed I was that I got cut off. [Laughs.] I was like ahhhhhh…” Interesting. Here is the NSFW photo.

Jamie Foxx, 2009 

Jamie won’t blame the spread of his full-frontal photo on anyone or anything. Not even the a-a-a-alcohol. In fact, he explained it on The Tonight Show:

We were doing Miami Vice and I had to do a nude scene. So my make-up artist wanted to see the before-and-after, meaning, like, my body wasn’t in shape and then we got it to that point, we wanna… but in transferring that material, I guess these people hang out on your Internet whatever, and they grabbed the picture and put it out there. So I apologize to my family.

We don’t really know what that means, but here is the NSFW photo.

Cheyenne Jackson, 2009

Cheyenne is out and proud. Apparently, in more ways than one. Up, close, and personal photos reportedly of the Broadway star have leaked online twice. Here is the NSFW photo 1 and NSFW photo 2.

Prince William, 2008

Even royals go number one. Photographs of Prince William reportedly relieving himself during a sporting event are out there, and they prove just that. Here is the NSFW photo.

Jude Law, 2005

2005 was just not Jude Law’s year. After being caught doing the nasty with his nanny, a photo of him completely nude spread, causing publications such as The New York Post to comment that Law’s photos just confirm the belief that all Brits have small penises. Ouch. Here is the NSFW photo.

Colin Farrell, 2003

This Irishman wasn’t happy when photos and a sex tape he made with ex-girlfriend and Playboy model Nicole Narain surfaced on the Internet. He reportedly sued her over the mishap, but we still have the evidence. Aside from the leak, he doesn’t have much to be upset about. Here is the NSFW photo.

Tommy Lee, 1995

The Motley Crue member became infamous for his penis after his sex tape with ex-wife Pamela Anderson went viral. But did he also openly show his member at a concert? By looks of the picture, we’re thinking no. Regardless, the still shot from his video with Pam is burned in our minds forever. (For better or worse.) Here are the NSFW photos.

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