Michelle Obama Channels Lil Jon, True Blood Showrunner Returning to TV + More of Today’s First Dibs

The First Lady asks us to “turnip” for what, former True Blood showrunner Mark Hudis is on to scripting his next TV project, a Real Housewife of Orange County has some fighting words for her former costar, and more of today’s First Dibs.

  • Michelle Obama dances to “Turnip for What” in an awkward Vine video we just can’t stop watching. [Time]

  • The CW is developing a TV remake of 2006’s The Illusionist with the help of True Blood’s former showrunner, Mark Hudis. [THR]
  • Former Real Housewives star Gretchen Rossi called her co-star Tamra Barney the “biggest lying, manipulating, conniving, narcissistic sociopath” on Watch What Happens Live last night. Damn. [E!]
  • Martha Stewart is relentless as ever with her recent Gwyneth Paltrow disses. [TV Guide]
  • Claire Danes teaches the Cookie Monster how to make a diagram on Sesame Street. [Vulture]
  • Are Teresa and Joe Giudice already living separate lives before serving their time in prison? [THG]
  • More drama for another Real Housewives star. Adrienne Maloof opens up about her divorce and returning to the show without ex-husband Paul Nassif. [TooFab]
  • Sarah Michelle Gellar isn’t feeling #NoBraDay to raise breast cancer awareness. [Just Jared]
  • On Big Morning Buzz Live, Chris Jericho spills on his book The Best in the World and who fan-girled out over his movie MacGruber.

[Photo Credit: @TheWhiteHouse]

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