Money, expensive cars, and couture clothing are all tried and true ways to feel like you’re somebody. But truly living a celebrity’s life requires more than the obvious.
That’s because celebrities are generally really weird people with really weird tendencies, which make them fascinating to watch. To truly live your life like an A-lister’s, you need to dig in deep to see what makes them a celebrity in the first place. And here are just a few items that shape your favorite celebs.
Prosthetic Butt
If you want to stick out, you literally have to stick out. Everyone from Nicki Minaj and Iggy Azalea to Kim Kardashian have blessed backsides, and you know what else they have in common? They’re global jet-setters, rolling in millions with no problems in the world. If you’re hesitant to commit to real butt implants, just take cues from Miley (see above).
Buy it here: Amazon, $15.99
Lint Roller
[Photo Credit: OVO]
Buy it here: ebay, $129
Juicer
[Photo Credit: Kuvings]
Buy it here: Amazon, $99.99
Vape
Photo Credit: E!
Earlier this year, Sarah Silverman showed off vape on the red carpet of the Emmys, where she was nominated for Best Writing for a Variety Show. The result? She won. You do the math.
Buy it here: Amazon, $19.99
Whitening Strips
Photo Credit: Crest Whitening Strips Ireland
In a recent interview, Guardians of the Galaxy star Chris Pratt told Esquire: “When I was way out of shape, the idea of using whitening strips on my teeth seemed terrible. I have to do that every day? I’ll never do it. What you want is instant results when you’re out of shape. You want your teeth whitened in 45 minutes with the use of lasers. But when you’re in shape, you know it’s the result of doing a little bit every day.” Whitening strips, the key to a celebrity figure. Also, discipline, patience, yada yada…
Buy it here: Target, $39.99
Hybrid Car
[Photo Credit: Getty Images]
Buy it here: Toyota, starts at $24,200
Full Face Sun Visor
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Buy it here: ebay, $15.88
Coconut Oil
[Photo Credit: Trader Joe’s]
U can damn near use/put coconut oil on everything
— Big Sean (@BigSean) November 4, 2014
Buy it here: Amazon, $14.94
Waist Trainer (A Medieval Corset Works, Too)
Photo Credit: @kimkardashian
It’s a new thing now: famous female celebs are “waist training.” Basically, the idea is to cinch all your digestive organs into a tiny little death trap to reallocate the fat that would’ve accumulated there to other places in your body. Or something like that. Work out with it, eat with it, sleep with it, and in no time you’ll look like a real life Jessica Rabbit. Side effects include a warped sense of self-worth and emotional instability.
Buy it here: Waist Gang Society, $119.20
Paper Bag
[Photo Credit: Getty Images]
Buy it here: Uline, price depends on how big your head is
[Photo Credit: @mileycyrus]