Would You Do Ecstasy With Gwyneth Paltrow?

Guys, Gwyneth Paltrow is just trying to get on your level. She’s not the out-of-touch celebrity the tabloids have portrayed her as ever since she started GOOP and coined the phrase “conscious uncoupling.” As she’s proving on this hardcore press tour for her latest film Mortedcai, she’s really just a homegirl who bingewatched Sex and the City and admittedly done ecstasy.

Which we imagine, looks like this:

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Of course, that is, if you believe her on What What Happens Live with Andy Cohen.

In the first video, a clip of the game "Plead the Fifth," Cohen grills her on a scathing blog post she wrote in 2009 about a certain "frenemy," makes her choose between getting stuck on an elevator with either Angelina Jolie or Jennifer Garner (her exes' current partners), and flat-out asks her about hardest drug she’s ever done. Meanwhile, Cohen's other guest Amanda Peet is just sitting there, swigging wine like, "Shit this is awkward."

In the second clip, Paltrow plays a game of “I’m So Goopy,” in which Cohen asks her about which normal people things she’d partake in. The list includes fast food (Taco Bell!), sweatpants, and taking selfies.

Now that you know Goop's down to do the basic bitch things we all indulge in on the reg, would you invite her to your next rager?

If you prefer your Gwyneth with a side of pretension, relive her most obnoxious quotes to date.

Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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Gwyneth Paltrow

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