Who’s the Most Important Member of a Celebrity’s Team?

To live the life of a celebrity you need a few key things: a good makeup artist like Rihanna’s, to cover up the effects of a bad night, a hair stylist like Jennifer Lopez’s to give you voluminous sex hair 24/7, and a good publicist to keep all of your dirty secrets under wraps. These jobs are essential in helping you look and be your absolute best — because we’re all basically famous, thanks to Instagram — but VH1 staff members agree that some Hollywood jobs are beyond ridiculous. (We’re talking to you, Kim K.)

Is it necessary to have a personal umbrella holder? Or what about your own weed roller? Does being famous prevent you from using your own two hands?!

Watch the video, where we break down the good, the bad, and the ugly of celebrity teams.

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