Everyone and their mom is wet with anticipation for Fifty Shades of Grey. TMI? Well, get used to it, because the erotica novel-cum-feature film isn’t dropping on Friday to make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. If you don’t know anything about the book, prepare for some BDSM and foreplay so kinky you’ll need a cold shower after. However, E.L. James’ bestseller isn’t the first to put dirty talk on screen. Way back when, there was The Golden Girls.
Blanche, Dorothy, Rose, and Sophia steamed up the small screen as senior citizens who still liked to get down, maybe even harder the Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele. Don’t believe us? Just try to get guess between these Golden Girls and 50 Shades of Grey quotes.
1. “Don’t get your panties in such a twist… and give me back mine.”2. “I’d like to bite that lip.” 3. “The woman who brought me into this world was a crack whore.”
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4. “When I feel anxious, there’s only one thing that calms me down…making hot naked love in a closet.”5. “Every time you move tomorrow, I want you to be reminded that I’ve been here.” 6. “By placing this pearl necklace between my bosoms, does it make me look like I’m a sex-starved slut who is in need of a man to bed?” 7. “My inner goddess is jumping up and down, clapping her hands like a five-year-old.” 8. “In my groggy frame of mind, he looks yummy.” 9. “Fasten your seatbelt, slut puppy. This ain’t gonna be no cakewalk.”
10. “Did I mention the part where you hang upside down from a tree?”
Now check your answers on the next page…Answers:
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