Listening to Paris Hilton Orgasm Will Make You Never Want to Have Sex Again

Hold off on any desire to get intimate with another human for just a second. TMZ got hold of this video of Paris Hilton faking an orgasm on stage at Thunder From Down Under in Las Vegas, and we promise it will make you feel another level of uncomfortable entirely.

The performance was part of the belated bachelorette celebration for Hilton’s cousin, Brooke Wiederhorn (daughter of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards). The walk alone proves that Paris is awfully confident in her whole technique, but it will still make you want to rip your eyes and ears out at the same time.¬†Does anyone remember if it was this bad in her sex tape?

Don’t say you weren’t warned.

[Photo Credit: TMZ]

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