Two Women Accused of Running Around Dallas Giving People Illegal Butt Injections

Yes, it is all about that bass. But would you risk your own well being for a bigger booty? According to the Dallas Morning News, police have issued warrants for two Dallas women who allegedly performed butt injections without a license. A woman claims be suffering from psychological side effects and soreness in her body as a result of receiving the procedure from Jimmy Joe Clarke, 31, and Denise Rochelle Ross, 43. She reportedly paid $520 for a session that included being injected by syringes with water-based saline, only to have the holes “closed with super glue and cotton balls.” According to the affidavit, the woman was screaming “in agony” and instructed to be quiet, then given two tubes of super glue to bring home in case the injection spots leaked. Super legit. Clarke and Ross are also being investigated in connection with a woman’s death in February.

The most important thing to take away from this story is that one of the women, Ross, also went by the name of “Wee Wee.” So if you are one of the unfortunate people who got the procedure done by her, can’t really say you didn’t see this coming.

[Photo Credit: Dallas County Sheriff’s Department]

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