You Can Delete Your Pornhub Account Because an Unrated ‘Fifty Shades’ Is Coming to DVD

Alright, alright, I may have jumped the gun when I thought Universal would only be releasing an R-rated Fifty Shades of Grey. Turns out, an extended, unseen, unrated version of the film (with an alternate ending!!!) is coming out May 8. Really though, there’s only one thing we want to know.

WILL WE SEE JAMIE DORNAN’S PENIS?

Also, if you can’t bear waiting until the DVD/BluRay release on May 8, the digital release is available May 1. Might I suggest taking on a new hobby until then?

Watch Nick Lachey take on Christian Grey.

[Photo Credit: Universal]

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