Scott Disick Stuffed Fried Chicken into His Louis Vuitton Luggage, So He’s My Hero

Scott Disick reportedly has a handful of problems right now – a short rehab stint, child custody rumors – but like Kris Jenner, he’s going to show the world how he really deals with them.

Just a day after leaving a Costa Rica treatment facility two weeks early, Scott posted this lovely picture.

Now that @BurgerKing #chickenfriesareback, I’m taking them with me wherever I go #chickenfries #bkpdpartner

A photo posted by Scott Disick (@letthelordbewithyou) on Mar 24, 2015 at 10:53am PDT

As someone who loves designer handbags almost as much as I love food (almost), this was the best thing I’ve seen in days — weeks, even. Scott pays tribute to the beloved Burger King chicken fries, and swears to take them “wherever” he goes. I thought he was living the dream by getting paid to party, but failed to realize he has the luxury of stuffing $1,780 handbags with fast food. That my friends, is the dream.

Oh, and despite rumors that he and Kourtney are breaking up again, I’d beg to differ based on this post from yesterday.

Whata cutie

A photo posted by Scott Disick (@letthelordbewithyou) on Mar 25, 2015 at 9:22pm PDT

All seems fine with the Lord, who should reign as the Burger King.

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

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