Lindsay Lohan’s D-List Ex Details How Terrible of a Boyfriend He Was in New Book

Lindsay Lohan has had her fair share of hot Hollywood romances — many of which were only discovered last year via her leaked list of famous conquests. In a sea of names like Colin Farrell and Heath Ledger, put your thinking cap on and try to remember Lohan’s ex-boyfriend Calum Best. Still drawing a blank? Best was the sexy English bad boy Lohan dated in 2007 aka her wildest of wild days. Now, the 34-year-old D-lister is trying to clean up his life by continuing to hang on to her coattails.

The Gossip Table reports Best’s new memoir Second Best: My Dad And Me details his “combustible” time with Lohan, including the night he was caught him in a hotel room, doing drugs with multiple prostitutes while wearing nothing but a towel. Congrats on being the worst boyfriend of all-time, Calum! Do you want a medal or a monument? Sorry, but Lindsay’s moved on to bigger and better things (London! Theater! Detox teas!) and doesn’t need to get dragged down again by scum like you. As always, we’re pulling for you, Linds.

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